I dare say Captain Jack would wear pants and suspenders under his pants and suspenders if anyone would…..
(Source: brigwife, via chubbycartwheels)
you should date me because…i’m not boring, i’m wild and crazy, and there’s a possibility that we could have sex if you play the song “closer” by nine inch nails.
Actually “Closer” is a bit of a cliché but there are a few other songs that would do the trick……
(via littlelaurakitten)
Err, a bowl and a plate. So….crockery?
I’m a superhero and I’m going to kick your ass if you do bad. Unless you have a teacup…..
(via doyouknowswindon)
FireflyFacts...
some people are so good...
There’s a bed. In the pub…
why is a girl smoking considered...